obsessing.
analyzing.

passing out, thus missing the fun.

wearing socks.

text messaging.

i promise.

getting rejected by Mexican wait staff and housekeepers that I was never interested in to begin with.

becoming mentally anguished via Facebook.

motorized sports

giving birth to real or fake babies. although! conceiving a fake baby in Mexico would make a great story.

drinking five martinis...with the possibility of a sixth.

needing therapy.

getting divorced.

being polite to co-workers who ask, "are you ok?"

ab work

sending Outlook meeting invitations

preventatively eating Activia yogurt.

celebrating passover. who knew that was even an option?

check it out here and here

learning.

utilizing public transportation

Sleeping on less than 600-thread count sheets (or for less than 8 hrs a night!)

physical exercise that would involve reaching my target heart rate.

Dancing with douchebags from Revere that pull up their pink shirts to show their abs.

drinking any liquid that contains less than 4.2 percent alcohol by volume

getting dental work.

suiting-up.


*exception:bathing-suiting up.